WARNING!!! PUERILE, MONOMANIACAL ROCK & ROLL FANTASIES AT CLUB 708. "Jerry", your man with his mouth (and hands) on all the poop that matters!
DEAR Jerry, "SAITHIP'S RESIDENT OVER BEARING LITTLE PRICK"
I sent you an email after you attacked my door. Its purpose was to settle you down and make you think twice before acting irrationally. I was a gentleman not to hit you. You had a chance to make peace with me. The purpose of your response is the same as your attack on my door. You wish to provoke me. Therefore you do want to actually have it out with me. You do not understand that I was charitable to you by not beating you up. You are neither understanding nor smart. Respond in the same manner to this email and I will personally hunt you down like the vermin you are and give you a bath in the filthy klong at the end of our soi. If you wish to continue just try me. I have already informed Tom the owner of Saithip Grandville and I will leave a down payment for all damages at the desk before I come right through your door and haul your sorry ass down the soi during the day for all to see.
This is a true story of two neighbours fighting at my apt in Bangkok. They are both Canadian and both over 50 years old.
I call the big one Tom and the smaller more timid one Jerry after the cartoon characters. Tom likes to sing and play music in his room, which Gerry hates as he cannot do his work, they have been fighting for many months now and have finally put their war on to email. The following is an email that Tom sent to Gerry on July 1st this year 2010. WARNING: Please note some of the language here is not suitable for children, strictly adults only should read this!
The title of the email was "TODAY WAS YOUR LAST LUCKY DAY".
I see this little poison pen letter of yours has been sitting in my inbox for a few days, but I just found it today (Monday), as this is a secondary email account and I don't check it regularly these days. Sorry to keep you waiting for a response. Interesting to see that you've felt it necessary to copy in a number of your friends on it, despite it being none of their concern, and despite several of them being virtual strangers to me. Seems you don't feel confident to address me without having your gang standing behind you, and wanted an audience biased in your favor as you carried out your attempted character assassination. Fine. I don't particularly care what your friends think of me or whether they choose to uncritically accept your lopsided version of reality without a large grain of salt, but for the sake of balance, I'll include them as I respond to your self-serving assertions, half-truths and distortions. After all, one good screed deserves another, don't you think? Incidentally, I can't help but wonder how many of them would enjoy living next door to you.
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